May 14, 2009...11:31 pm

You’re Winner!

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Have you ever thought of what the world’s worst game is? Do you want to find out? If you enjoy games you might want to look away, because I recently found a game so horrible, that… Well I can’t really explain it. Yes I’m talking about Big Rigs Over the Road Racing! It’s a racing game… Released in pre alpha stage you only use big rigs, however the game developers have still managed to fit a picture of a car in the loading screen for some reason… When you start a race, granted that the map you chose was there, and the game didn’t crash, you’ll notice that your opponent does not move. As you slowly drive down the road you will probably notice the huge numbers of road signs on the side of the road… Some actually spawn in the road, but that’s no problem, because just like every other structure in the game, you can drive right through it. Sounds bad? It gets worse. Shift your big rig into reverse, and notice that you can drive infinitely fast! You can also do a infinitely fast reverse power turn on a dime, and stop the instant you release the reverse button. After you finish your incredibly glitched out course of checkpoints, bumpy roads, and random street signs, you will end up back at the start, with your opponent still waiting to go. Here comes the best part! Cross the finish line and boom! A big screen comes up showing a three gripped trophy, and a caption saying “You’re Winner!”. They couldn’t even spell! Really, you all have to get this game! It may actually be the worst game you will ever play!

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